jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

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jeou:

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have

1 day ago with 150,181 notes

"You’re still going to get criticized, so you might as well do whatever the fuck you want."

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